An attractive young man in a suit sprints in, then abruptly skids to a stop, staring in confusion at his surroundings.

"Oh -- come on!" he shouts, throwing his hands in the air, annoyed and frustrated. "What now? One minute I'm chasing -- freakin' Dracula and now I'm where? The damn Twilight Zone? Another friggin' Mystery Spot? What the hell!He ( Read more... )

"That's my cue!"

And so the former-good girl, Epiphany Sellars, leaps off  Chuy, her Hispanic lover (that is what she liked to call it in her head), and darted away, towards the wings. It was so... invigorating- swearing, and stealing, and being a general badass muthafucka.

Happily, she flounces onstage in her long Ophelia gown for the last scenes ( Read more... )